Can I

put my balls in yo jaws

Can I put my balls in yo jaws
(yo jaws)
balls in yo jaws

by peoriep April 16, 2023

Can This Marriage Be Saved?

Knowing when to end a long-term relationship starts with knowing why things aren't working.

In this "Can This Marriage Be Saved?" article, she says he flirts too much, and he says she's overly jealous.

by SPrice1980 April 22, 2023

Can This Marriage Be Saved?

in which each half of a couple in a troubled marriage explains the problem, and a marriage counselor explains the solutions offered in counseling and the outcome

A long-running Ladies' Home Journal column that started in 1953, called "Can This Marriage Be Saved?," features real-life couples and the

by SPrice1980 April 22, 2023

I dont know, can you?

Teachers favorite quote

Person A: Teacher can i go to the bathroom?
Teacher: I dont know, can you?! 1?1!1!?11!!1
*Person A is annoyed as fuck*
Person A: Fuck you stupid fucktard teacher. Suck my balls and lick my ass!

by INFP 4w5 sp/so 469 phlegmatic May 4, 2023

hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it

if you hear this on your comuter then i hope your computer isnt hacked

Computer:hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)

by KonHon May 7, 2023

CUM CAN

A can made of cum.
Filled with cum.
With extra chunks of cum.

"he man could you pick up Cum Can from the store?"

by BaireTheClown May 14, 2023

The Can Opener

(V) A sex move to where someone inserts a large dildo into another person’s asshole and violently shakes it around in all directions until the diameter of the asshole grows by 4 inches or more.

Jimmy: “Why is Jenny walking so funny?”
Johnny: “I showed her The Can Opener last night. Bitch will never walk right again.”

by InsertDisgustingNameHere December 2, 2022