April

@aprilleonasmith

April is hot…always

by @alienapril May 28, 2022

April 13

the most beautiful people every are born on this day, they are also hyped up and cant controll themselves and you shouldn't give them red bull.

random: Hi
April 13th dude: yo
Random: what you want to drink
April 13th dude: red bull
Random: hell nahhhhh

by thymenf June 1, 2022

12 april

If youre born on this day, youre fat and ugly and go take a shower. Your name probably starts with an S and you really like stupid fat ugly ass stupid horses.

Barbara: Hey! When were u born?
Sara: 12 april.
Barbara:Ew wtf go take a shower you nasty bitch

by cancollector June 1, 2022

April 15

Every april 15th the whole world will celebrate me and Nicholas

johnny: yo isn’t it April 15th today?
tom: yea man it’s national Nicholas’s and ameera day!
meaning: our day

by Uhhhmeeruhhh June 3, 2022

april 3rd 2011

You are weird and like to touch butts

Me: Yay I love butt touching

Her: why
Me: it’ll april 3rd 2011

by Mabb124689 June 4, 2022

April baby

People born in April have the worst attitude and are the driest people to text.

Kenneth is an April baby that’s why he’s so rude

by March420 March 8, 2022

15th April

A day where you smack your friends ballocks so hard the turn into tomatoes.

"Hey its 15th April!" "Time to smack his big juicy succulent bawlls"

by Plesse March 14, 2022