by Aldo83 December 4, 2025
Get the Turd Burglar mug."Dahlia was being a turkey turd last night, she reorganized all my books by height and reverse alphabetical order"
by AndromedaCheddarCheese December 7, 2025
Get the Turkey Turd mug.A derogatory name for a plumber that is unstopping a fetid toilet. He protects and directs the turds to go in the proper direction.
by The plumbers professor December 20, 2025
Get the Turd Shepard mug.The graphical alphabet of turds in the toilet bowl, similar to Egyptian hieroglyphics.
Floating and sunken turds can represent animals, household objects, or simple shapes.
Alone or in combination, they can convey important messages.
There is no universally agreed upon interpretation of turd-o-glyphics.
Floating and sunken turds can represent animals, household objects, or simple shapes.
Alone or in combination, they can convey important messages.
There is no universally agreed upon interpretation of turd-o-glyphics.
After pooping, I quickly look into the toilet for any messages written in turd-o-glyphics before the turds sink, rearrange themselves, or otherwise lose their meaning forever.
Occasionally, floating turds on the move can convey multiple messages in sequence.
Sometimes I share pics or movies with friends to see if their interpretations of the messages differ from mine.
Occasionally, floating turds on the move can convey multiple messages in sequence.
Sometimes I share pics or movies with friends to see if their interpretations of the messages differ from mine.
by Velvet Tongue December 22, 2025
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Get the turd burgies mug.someone who consumes or absorbs falsehoods without question
an insult to describe a person who is gullible or naive enough to believe or accept blatant nonsense, lies, or "bullshit".
an insult to describe a person who is gullible or naive enough to believe or accept blatant nonsense, lies, or "bullshit".
by CelestialWholesomeness January 9, 2026
Get the Turd Suckler mug.When your roommate’s turd exits their anus in such a way that it curls around the inner rim of the toilet bowl; thus not flushing in a proper fashion.
See also: Porno Rim-Turding
When a penis is an obnoxiously short-length. It doesn’t quite penetrate the threshold of sphincter; and instead just hangs out around the rim of the anus.
See also: Porno Rim-Turding
When a penis is an obnoxiously short-length. It doesn’t quite penetrate the threshold of sphincter; and instead just hangs out around the rim of the anus.
A”How is that possible? The turd is wrapped around the inner-rim of the toilet and won’t flush…”
“Hmm..must be a rim-turd.”
“What’s the matter?”
“My partner rim-turded me all night.” “I hate that asshole. He’s such an obnoxious rim-turd.”
“Hmm..must be a rim-turd.”
“What’s the matter?”
“My partner rim-turded me all night.” “I hate that asshole. He’s such an obnoxious rim-turd.”
by Rim-turd January 10, 2026
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