Sloppy Sardine

A lady in a friend group that’s kind of a les hoe, just looking for a fresh lick.

OMG SAVANAH IS BEING A SLOPPY SARDINE COVER YA COOTS.

by Heatlheatl October 6, 2025

Sloppy Julius

When you chew on the foreskin and peel it backwards, after this you grab a bee, or an animal that stings and sting the tip, once the area is red and contains a lot of pus you repeatedly stab the area, allowing the pus to explode all over the mans private part. After this you deepthroat him, once the penis is fully engulfed you bite down piercing the veins leading to the blood spewing everywhere. Once the penis is no longer able to be erect, you stretch it and give yourself a blowjob, leaving the other person to continuously jerk you off.

My wife was tired of casual sex, so she decided to try out the infamous sloppy Julius, and never went back!

by I Love ABG's October 19, 2025

Slovakian Sloppy

Fill your mouth with Da Bomb hot sauce and give a senile man a blowjob using only your teeth.

My grandpa at the nursing home got a Slovakian Sloppy from the head nurse last week. He's been in a coma ever since.

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025

Indian Sloppy Joe Sandwich

noun — A mythical culinary catastrophe said to occur when the digestive aftermath of a man's spicy curry collides with a woman's cleavage in a moment of chaotic intimacy. Often followed by vigorous chest percussion, known in folklore as “motorboating.” Not recommended by any major food safety authority.

"After Raj's third helping of butter chicken, he gave his girlfriend an Indian Sloppy Joe Sandwich"

by DonBear October 22, 2025

Sloppy Slovaki

When you stuff your girl’s vagina with Sloppy Joe’s and then you eat it out of her while she 69’s you and hums the Slovakian national anthem on your meat pole

Man, my girl fed me a Sloppy Slovaki for lunch and I’m still hungry!!

by The Motherfuckin’ Motherfucker October 30, 2025

Wobbly Sloppy

The act of breaking someone’s legs and forcing them to stand straight up while giving you a blowjob.

Robert had to go to the hospital after giving Bart a Wobbly Sloppy.

by Oschwald Fritz Jr. November 16, 2025

Sloppy Evan

When you eat out someone typically of the same sex and gently bite the dingleberrys off one by one and spit it into a bowl of ice cream until you have enough as desired and you proceed to share the ice cream with chocolate dingleberrys

Evan decided to eat the ass flakes off Ryan’s ass and spit them into a milkshake and poured it all over Ryan’s chode then proceeded to top him off making it a sloppy Evan

by Al Horford November 17, 2025