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Retard crap

The act of a retard pooping themselves and smearing it
Oh damn John just retard crap
by Funcky John June 22, 2022
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Retard

A person, generally named Rob that has been so brain fucked my meth he’s lost too many brain cells and spells “cause” as “cuase”
Rob can’t spell, he’s a retard
by Jbacko June 30, 2022
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Retard

A way of calling someone "dumb", though its more of a serious way of saying it and is one of the most offensive way of calling someone "dumb"

The old way of saying "Your Slow". Most people do not know that it originated this way.
Dude your such a retard

That biker is a retard
by uwuegg August 11, 2022
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Retardism

A religion much like Buddism, however, where Buddism practices sitting very still to meditate, Retardism practices sitting very still so not to hurt themselves. To be a retardist takes an unfathomable amount of devotion and is reserved for the utmost idiotic.
"I've honestly never seen someone with such a lack of common sense"

"I'm pretty sure he's a retardist, he practices retardism"
by Mangek August 15, 2022
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Retard

A retard is someone that pee's on their living room floor because they got someone they wanted on a game.
"this retard fucking peed on the fucking floor"
by Batmanniggabitch_19 August 17, 2022
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retarded

An extremely capable intelligent man or woman. commonly used as an adjective for people such as Albert Einstein and many other geniuses. Many people that strategize bleeding-edge ROI are also called retarded. Another word for retarded could be what Gen Z refers to as a "Fortnite user". These genuises have all tried to streamline best-of-breed supply-chains. Recent retards utilize virtual applications to benchmark world-class architectures and

facilitate collaborative initiatives.
"Yo bro whats 2+2?"
"shit idk 78?"
"no way your correct! you're so retarded"
"amogus"
by reeves choppa August 17, 2022
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