Pareto’s Poop

The theory that one completes 80% of their poop in the first 20% of their bathroom time.

You were in the bathroom for an hour; by the laws of Pareto’s Poop you really needed only 12 minutes.

by alghazali320 July 8, 2019

Poop Paralysis

When you have to poop so bad that you can’t move

My stomach hurts so bad that I have poop paralysis

by Ron Stevenson July 18, 2019

Poop Exchange

The Poop Exchange is a method where you sit on top of someone, assholes face to face, and then you shit down the other persons asshole. Once you’re finished the other person sucks up the poop up into their rectum and absorbs all the shits nutrients.

Will you be able to meet up for the Poop Exchange tomorrow night?

by poop exchange December 3, 2019

Anger poop

When your older baby or still in diapers toddler throws a fit and poops out of shear rage.

When we got back from the park and we made Jimmy take a nap he threw a fit and did a huge anger poop.

by Shmedley VonDrake April 26, 2019

simul poop

When you and your girl decide to poop in the same toilet, in bob sled position. Aka the simul poop.

Girl: “Babe our apartment is so small, and I have to poop.”
Boy: “babe come to the bathroom we can simul poop.”

by GaPeach007 May 4, 2019

poop on a popcile

it means like "oh boo hoo"

go poop on a popcile

by phrases you need to know NOW May 7, 2019

Poop nuts

One who's nuts are covered in poop

"Ah shit man, I got poop nuts again"

by DinksterJoe May 12, 2019