Can Opener

$50 bucks

You're gonna need a can opener to open baked beans, what's a can opener? ..............$50 bucks!

by Big Karrot July 28, 2023

Figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen

That.

#1: "Y'know, I figured out that figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen."

#2: "...What?"

by anonymous July 28, 2023

And we can talk about that...

After you elect me though... You gotta elect me and then I won't avoid your question... But for now I'm gonna just avoid that one... Because I clearly utilized my governmental power to punish my ideological enemies... I clearly did the thing your questiones whether or not I did...

Hym " 'And we can talk about that... Later... AFTER you give me all the money and the power... THEN I'll tell you how I'm going to use...' That's a quote kind of... I'm paraphrasing... But it DOESN'T really sound like something I would say... I would probably just tell the truth."

by Hym Iam July 31, 2023

Engin Can

A great guy with a big penis.

I want to Engin Can.
I have to Engin Can.

by UnstoppableReckless November 22, 2021

Can

A bit cold at first, but you can love him as you get to know him. He shares everything with the people he loves, so it might hurt him if you betray him. He's also one of the people who can have sex for almost the longest time in the universe and gives his partner an incredible experience. Also, if he's in a relationship with someone, he never upsets that person. He just tries to make her happy.
PS:He finds blondes incredibly attractive.

Einstein had found relativity of time when he saw how long Can had sex with his partner.

by Bulamadım November 22, 2021

Can

Probably the nicest guy you will ever meet, someone who doesn’t just makes your mom liking him, but your whole fucking family. He’s super funny and extremely smart and can help you in any situation. So he’s a really loveable guy. Mostly from Turkey or somewhere over there.

“You know my boyfriend, Can, right? Well my grandma just told him he’s the nicest boy I could’ve ever found.”

by kurdishlightskin November 22, 2021

Can

He is the biggest Playboy on the world and he fuck arben everyday in the Ass and he is ritch and Buy everyday ziesen

Lass ficken du geile olle und bercan liebt 14jährige

by Can49 November 22, 2021