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April 20th

International Knowledgeable people day! if you find someone unknowledgeable smack them with a spatula
P1) "Yo are you knowledgeable?"
P2) "no I'm really dumb, why?"
P1) *laughs, then beats p2 with a spatula*
P2) why did u do that to me?
P1) its April 20th
by UwUmommyOwO December 7, 2021
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April

April is a cow
Moooo it’s April”
by Bigcockmonkey December 8, 2021
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April 24th

April 24th is the National Male Sexual Assault/Rape Victim awareness day. The holiday takes place on the 24th of April to replace National Rape Day (which is not a proper holiday and is very gross).
Person 1: “It’s April 24th, national male sexual assault and rape victim awareness day!”
Person 2: “Yes! Stay strong you unnoticed warriors! You can do this!”
by hxney_cakes December 18, 2021
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April 6

April 6 shall be remembered as “M.A.M.A.s day” Mama was an amazing part of society and culture, it was made of earths elements, Madelyn, Audrey, Micheal and Ansley. M.A.M.A. Helps fight for rights and does what she does best👩 🍼👩 🍼🧑 🍼👩 🍼
Person A: Hey it’s April 6! You know what that means.
Person B: What does it mean?
Person A: ITS MAMAS DAY
Person B: Like Mother’s Day?
Person A: NO M.A.M.A.s DAY FOR THE MAMA
M.A.M.A.: WORSHIP ME NOW
by Ansiscool December 29, 2021
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April 8th

Only the absolute coolest people are born on this day. People born on this day have the perfect ability to make you laugh and smile when your at your lowest. They never fail to make your day and they are always there for you through anything.
friend - did you see the new kid at school?
me - yeah, he was super cool. he must be born on April 8th!
by ilovedanielseavey May 14, 2022
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April 6

if you were born on this day you best friend has to give you 20 dollars
JJ: hey i was born april 6, ya know what that means?

best friend: no what?

JJ: i was born today so you have to give me 20 dollars!

best friend: Ugh ok *hands JJ 20 dollars*
by JJ8279 May 25, 2022
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April Jesus

Is typically any hot girl that colours her hair different primary colours on a regular weekly basis and struts around with a beautiful figure. She's the type of girl who isn't afraid to take photos in alleys in your downtown districts while in the rain. Hence April as in April showers and her beautiful figure is where Jesus' miracle of giving beauty comes in. Hence April Jesus.
Hey, check out April Jesus over there. Woot woot!

Look at those April Jesus' (used when seeing a big group of hot girls with primary hair colour)
Dam, she's an ugly April Jesus. (used when you see an ugly girl with a primary hair colour. so.. an April Jesus reject or a weeaboo)
Hey, I just saw April Jesus walking in the park.
Fuck you April Jesus! (used when upset with an April Jesus)
by lilacgirl97 May 26, 2022
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