April Jesus

Is typically any hot girl that colours her hair different primary colours on a regular weekly basis and struts around with a beautiful figure. She's the type of girl who isn't afraid to take photos in alleys in your downtown districts while in the rain. Hence April as in April showers and her beautiful figure is where Jesus' miracle of giving beauty comes in. Hence April Jesus.

Hey, check out April Jesus over there. Woot woot!

Look at those April Jesus' (used when seeing a big group of hot girls with primary hair colour)
Dam, she's an ugly April Jesus. (used when you see an ugly girl with a primary hair colour. so.. an April Jesus reject or a weeaboo)
Hey, I just saw April Jesus walking in the park.
Fuck you April Jesus! (used when upset with an April Jesus)

by lilacgirl97 May 26, 2022

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@aprilleonasmith

April is hot…always

by @alienapril May 28, 2022

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April 13

the most beautiful people every are born on this day, they are also hyped up and cant controll themselves and you shouldn't give them red bull.

random: Hi
April 13th dude: yo
Random: what you want to drink
April 13th dude: red bull
Random: hell nahhhhh

by thymenf June 1, 2022

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12 april

If youre born on this day, youre fat and ugly and go take a shower. Your name probably starts with an S and you really like stupid fat ugly ass stupid horses.

Barbara: Hey! When were u born?
Sara: 12 april.
Barbara:Ew wtf go take a shower you nasty bitch

by cancollector June 1, 2022

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