Half a decade

This is five years

It's going to be I half a decade ago when I turn 15.

by 459395 February 17, 2022

Half-court hairline

**see Chris’s head

Bruh that half-court hairline looks exactly like Chris’s

by whyareyouthewaythatyouar3 February 19, 2022

half wager

the smaller portion on the "wager origin" derived from his parents...

big wager got game half wager got skin

by fuckaduckateegan December 24, 2004

Ballz and a half

Unlike the word "Ballz," the term Ballz and a half is both a derogetory and complementary interjection. It is used derogetorally to put more of an emphasis on a situations severity. In a good situation it is used as an expression of joy or excitment

If you were to spill you Dr. Pepper one would scream "Ballz and a half."
However if one were to comletely blow away some guy in a race, one would also sream this.

by Nick Weiss March 27, 2003

half canned

When you’re not quite drunk yet but you also wouldn’t say you’re sober

Halfway to drunk

Buddy and I were already half canned on whiskey when we hit the bars

by andre le midget December 25, 2020

Full half burrito

Someone who is completely insane. Also batshit crazy. A total lunatic.

Supporters of the Orange Liberation Party have lost all contact with reality, they've gone full half burrito.

by Parker Ripley January 10, 2021

Half Winded Handy

The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.

Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.

by Blaceph January 23, 2021