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Tom is an outgoing person with a 6+ inch pp on average. He loves to spend time with people, and will make you laugh. He doesn’t date much, but instead analyzes the people he likes to determine whether he can have a good relationship with them. Toms are the best boyfriend any girl could ask for, and in bed will make her wetter than the Atlantic Ocean. Toms are rational, funny, and intelligent, but most importantly they can be sexy beasts. Any girl who dates a Tom is in for a good time, that is, she will be with someone who cares deeply about her and her interests. Any girl that gets to share a bed with a Tom will be in for the wildest ride for her life.
Girl: Who’s that?
Guy: I dunno, but he seems pretty funny and smart.
Girl: Ooh, I bet he’s a Tom. They’re pretty awesome.
Guy: Did I just get dumped?
Guy: I dunno, but he seems pretty funny and smart.
Girl: Ooh, I bet he’s a Tom. They’re pretty awesome.
Guy: Did I just get dumped?
by ForTheRepublic July 18, 2020
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Any Canadian Goose that approaches you with caution until offered a pretzel.
Tom took the pretzel from my hand.
Any Canadian Goose that approaches you with caution until offered a pretzel.
Tom took the pretzel from my hand.
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Any Canadian Goose that approaches you with caution until offered a pretzel.
Tom took the pretzel from my hand.
Any Canadian Goose that approaches you with caution until offered a pretzel.
Tom took the pretzel from my hand.
by EdgarWasTaken July 31, 2020
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