cookie

the worst dog ever. she is ugly when she gets a haircut, looks like a ugly rattt!!!!! her neck looks like a old mans dangle. she barks too much and is tooo loud. likes bread

have you seen cookie
yeah i want her dead

by cookies number 1 hater October 8, 2020

Cookie

Depends..

1.cookie that you eat
2.cookie that you 'eat' or lick :>

1.The cookie in the cafeteria is delicious!
2.Put this cookie right in your face-Cardi v

by Bichgetyouruglyassoopaloompass October 13, 2020

cookiee

Slim with a fat ass , likely a virgin but a tease , goofy a person who smokes drinks and pop pills , quiet has hoes but denies it but really a pimp likely mixed with something , intelligent , very clean person and eats a lot

That's slim Puerto Rican girl with the fat ass she gotta be a cookiee

by CallmeBeckybadass October 8, 2013

Fortune Cookie

When you take a giant shit in the bathroom of a restaurant you have just eaten at.

At some restaurants, you never get them, while at others, you always do. Even when you do, you can never be 100% sure of the specific outcome.

Man, that was some intense hot pot! Alright, I'm gonna go check my fortune cookie, and then let's head to the bar.

by maverick_davidian October 19, 2013

cookies and cream milkshake

referring to the ejaculate of both a white and black man in a woman's mouth at the same time.

After giving stan and carlos both a blow job she had a cookies and cream milkshake.

by suburbanmommy February 24, 2012

cookie wagon

1) A wagon filled with cookies.
2) A wagon constructed of cookies, similar to the construction of a gingerbread house.
3) A group of people who are all communally engaged in eating cookies.

Usage:
Definition 1: "I was out jogging yetserday and saw the cookie wagon on Sesame Street. It was probably on its way to the Cookie Monster's."

Definition 2: "I'll bet I could make a cookie wagon better than Mrs. Fields."

Definition 3: "Those look delicious, mind if I hop on the cookie wagon too?"

by KayEeeGee December 24, 2011

Ginger Cookies

Ginger cookies is the vagina of a red-headed female aka a ginger.

OMG I put my stick in her ginger cookies last night!

by K_K2217 January 2, 2012