Puxatony Poop

When you have a very solid poop that begins its exit from the asshole but sees it's shadow and retreats back into your rectum.

Doctor: How's the constipation coming?
Me: One poop almost came out but shot back up my asshole
Doctor: Ahh I see... sounds like a classic case of Puxatony Poop

by Raht November 13, 2016

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Strategic poop

1 Strategic Pooping: the act of timing your poops to only interfere with class time

See also: Great idea

Example: "I use strategic pooping to survive 3 hour boring lectures of fluids mechanics."

by Briguy69 November 24, 2016

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Shooty poops

Diarrhea

I've been up all night with the shooty poops.

by Crazyspice2002 December 13, 2016

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poop impotent

Being at your cousin's house and bragging that you're about to stink up his bathroom with a big poop but nothing comes out. You walk out of the bathroom feeling asgamed.

Sorry babe, I just can't poop on command. It takes a lot of mental preparation. I think I'm poop impotent.

by hotponyexpress November 19, 2015

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Noun:

Something cats do after making a poop. Excitedly and hyperactively running around in circles or back and forth (should there not be enough room for circles) like a crazy kitty. This may occasionally include psychotic meowing and making a mess of your home (especially mangling freshly folded clothes, knocking over cups of liquid and skidding across stacks of paper.)

Sylvester loves to make poop loops after taking an especially stinky poop because he is so proud.

My kitty did poop loops around the living room which are much preferred over making skid marks on the carpet.

by Nemmesis March 17, 2016

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