beat by the monkey

When someone in school gets such a low score on a multiple choice test that a monkey filling in random answers would have beaten them.

Deon: What the..? I got a 12% on my biology midterm!

Poindexter: Weren't there only 4 possible answers for each question? You should have gotten a 25% even if you guessed on every single one!

Deon: How can this be? How can I know LESS than nothing?

Poindexter: Haha, you got beat by the monkey.

by DeanAmine October 6, 2010

fiery monkey

A ginger headed females private areas.

I pulled this bird last nite, she wasn't bad but she had a fiery monkey!

by Scottyboi01 August 19, 2006

rubbin monkeys

Fuckin, plain and simple Fuckin.

You don't want to have sex right now. Whats wrong with rubbin monkeys?

by Jon Morgan April 2, 2007

monkey splitters

a pair of shorts that are very short and tight such that the material is basically crammed into the folds of the vulva, nearly synonymous with "daisy dukes"

did you see that chick wearing those monkey splitters?

by Argonaut August 14, 2007

Pit Monkey

Describes one who lives up north; especially if they come from an old mining town. Monkey being a term for someone who does a repetetive job... for example, a CAD monkey works at a computer all day drwing pictures.

One whose ancestors may have worked down the pits... monkey of the pit... 'Pit Monkey'.

by Polywog May 31, 2007

copper monkey

term used after taking a big crap

"Man I just released the copper monkey from it's cage!"

by Chris McYowzer February 13, 2008

monkey on the moon

When no one will take blame for something, the one who gets the blame..

it wasnt me!!, well it must have been the monkey on the moon..

by dumasses February 3, 2008