In between a cock and a hard place

Most likely in a prison shower, you get stuck in between the wall/floor and a big man with a big erect penis

So how was your stay at the penitentiary Johnny?
I dropped the soap and got stuck In between a cock and a hard place!

by Tony_Pepporoni December 23, 2022

Hard on

The initial energizing of an electrical circuit by engaging an over current protection device.

Man1: Jenna Jamison is moaning.
Man2: That gives me a hard on.
Man1: Isn’t she hot?
Man2: My hard is on.

by Jaythereal December 23, 2022

pornhub hard sex

hard rough sex on pornhub

Hey john, do you want to watch pornhub hard sex?

by thehottestdaddy January 3, 2023

Nicholas Harding

He is awesome, the bees knees. Uses a lot of slang tho in situations but always puts a smile on your face. The best Boyfriend any woman could ask for. Respectable and loving Nicholas Harding is the best

1- Oh Nicholas Harding he's the bees knees

2- Tell me about it

by SAM115 January 8, 2023

hard

another word for when your penis is erect

dude last night carl was so hard

by cocklover1885 October 26, 2019

Dawn Harding

A beautiful woman, usually has the appearance of a Egyptian Goddess with her gorgeous raven locks and beautifully tanned skin.She has a heart of gold unless you piss her off!She will fight for what’s hers and won’t tolerate anyone’s bullshit!

“have you heard of Dawn Harding?”
“Oh yeah she’s beautiful”

by yours faithfully November 2, 2019

hard knock life

When one is expecting reward, only to receive punishment.

Instead of treated, we get tricked
Instead of kisses, we get kicked

Me: Hey Mom, I took out the trash.
Mom: Oh good, now you can go dig for the recipe you just threw out.

Me: What hard knock life.

Me: Hey game developer, I found this crazy duplication exploit. As proof of concept, I duplicated a few items.
Developer: Market saturation! Permaban!
Me: Reporting bugs in this game is a hard knock life.

by Masogir November 5, 2019