Fake person

Someone that transports everyone in a courtroom to a fake middle school reality when they refer to somebody they were fucking while he was alive (before stabbing him to death) as a "boyfriend". Somebody that thinks the word orgasmic is crude language (badass because they said it), but wants anyone that says fuck, shit, ass, or anything else that can be considered cursing or swearing by anybody to be penalized for it.

It's the fake person you gotta watch, not the quiet one.

by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021

Fake

Someone that wants to look/sound/act/feel things like tough/strong/adult, but tries to ban other people from saying curse words or profane language and is bossy about all the wrong things in life, things that aren't natural to repress (wear a mask, get a shot, don't cry especially if you are male, don't feel, man up, and so on).

The coronavirus might not be fake, but the people that perpetuate the lockdowns, restrictions, mandates, and dictations of people's daily lives certainly aren't naturals. Of all the things they tell you that are uncertain or to be unsure of, that people can be sure of.

by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021

Fake

Don't get scared of anything, don't feel hurt by anything anybody does is another thing that makes some people feel tough/strong/adult, even if it isn't really natural to try and repress every feeling.

It's fake to claim you've never been scared of anything or hurt by anything.

by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021

Fake Hollywood

When someone is acting as if they are a celebrity or as if they are better than others.

Damn he lowkey acting fake hollywood after he started rapping, nigga ain't return no calls or nothing.

by lmaooookoko December 1, 2021

Fake

Someone that claims to be strong or strong-willed but is desperate to weaken others around them to try and walk all over them isn't a strong person at all.

Claiming to be strong or strong-willed when all you do is try to humiliate, disrupt, weaken, try to cause others to spiral downward go crazy is fake strength, it isn't strength. It is spreading weakness like wildfire and people can tell the wildfire to go fuck itself.

by The Original Agahnim December 5, 2021

Fake Oh'Daily

A holiday weekend celebrating friendships, especially long distance friendships. During this holiday it's customary for friends to travel to a new city to celebrate. The celebration takes place during the third weekend of April.

Oh yeah, we're all traveling to New York for Fake Oh'Daily. It's going to be a zoooovie.

by MayGallySmally February 16, 2024

Fake Friend

A person who was your best friend for a year just to get with your cousin and stopped talking to you because you begged for her friendship and somehow she blames it on you because apparently you're the one who caused problems in her relationship and apparently you never supported her relationship even though you are the reason she even ever went up to him and talked to him AND she ended up lying to her boyfriend/your cousin and told him that she never told anyone but she has a big mouth and told everyone. AND NOW THIS FAKE FRIEND WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND AGAIN BUT DON'T SAY YES BECAUSE SHE WILL PUT YOU THROUGH THE SAME THING AGAIN.

Person 1: Oh look it's Mantha isn't she your best friend?
Person 2: Nope she is a fake friend and she used me.

by nobodycaresaboutme1132011 February 19, 2024