pasty fart

Farting out diarrhea while crying. Then standing up and cumming on the poop while you let out a tiny little squeaker. Then taking the poop out with your hands and passing gas on it.

"Dude did you see Billy the other day?"
"Yea bro, {lets out a massive fart and then pisses} everyone died because of his pasty fart."
"Yea, let me touch my breasts and cry"

by tinylittleacorn October 29, 2017

novelty fart

A fart that is loud but has no odor.

Don't worry, it doesn't smell. It was just a novelty fart.

by Crusty undies November 9, 2017

diddle-fart

Someone or something that is insanely weird and or stupid

My sister Rose is a massive diddle-fart

by Gangbanger2001 March 4, 2018

blubber fart

A fart that has the ability to clear an Igloo typically after digesting a hearty meal.

Jerome: Man, who let a blubber fart go?

Benson: Sorry, that one was mine.

by Orange Kanye March 6, 2017

Root fart

A large fart that comes after a series of smaller farts; The epicenter of one's flatus.

Roommate #1: Dude, will you please stop farting? The whole living room smells like your ass.

Roommate #2: I've already told you, I'm waiting to get out this root fart and it will all be over. If I try to force it it will only embed it's roots deeper within my bowels.

Roommate #1: You're out of your mind, you know that, right?

by Wsinger3465 September 2, 2016

fart lounge

Slang for butthole

I'd love to tongue-punch her fart lounge

by speedymya_stro June 20, 2016

fart nogger

1)A word that you call some when they are stupid. 2)someone that has a dead brain.

Look at that guy over there he is fart nogger.

by Marioqueshalovedick May 12, 2016