Asshole

The worst.

Hokey is an asshole.

by HillbillyTanker April 27, 2024

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asshole rules

A term used to describes one who makes a double standard rule, normally used in jokes

You can follow girls but I cant follow boys??? Thats asshole rules!

by kaseym86 April 29, 2024

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The level to which a person is considered an asshole. Generally on a scale from 1 - 10.
1: Ass
2: Putz
3: Gouche
4: Bunghole
5: Douchebag
6: Chode
7: Ass Clown
8: Dickbyte
9: Son of a Bitch
10: Completely Fucking Worthless

"That guy has like 50 bumper stickers on his car. His asshole level is at least a 7!"

by Sweenus007 May 22, 2024

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Schrodinger's Asshole

a Schrodinger's asshole is a person who makes a statement or a joke, and decides if they don't give a fuck about it if they get embarrassed

She is literally Schrodinger's Asshole, she got so embarrassed when she spelled one word wrong and suddenly didn't care, but she's fuming!!!

by brookvollerei February 12, 2024

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Bleached asshole

Bleached asshole is a term used to describe a rude, angry person who tries to convince others that they are actually nice or better than others.

Sort of like a fake bitch.

Can you believe the way she treats people? She yells and acts morally superior. She’s just a bleached asshole and I hope no one falls for her play.

by She is Petroff February 14, 2024

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