slimey toad

An individual who pretends to be somebody different for personal benefit, primarily for sexual favours or financial gain.

Elvis used his parents against each other for more pocket money, also pretending to the girls in the club to be a regular charity worker so they would end up sucking his cock at the end of the night, what an absolute slimey toad.

by HotshotIC July 30, 2018

Mud Toad

Large female who hangs out at cookout and will blow anyone with a diesel. Where’s ugg boot and leggings to show off her kankles and cottage cheese ass. Area of region: Concord, NC.

God damn look at that mud toad over there, I bet she could suck the chrome off my exhaust tip

by Expert Mud Toad Pimp May 16, 2018

slithy toad

A smithy toad is a bro or a fellow Boi
Noun- Slith slitherin

That's my slithy toad

by Theslithy January 30, 2023

Toad drowner

A very heavy rainfall, usually resulting from a heavy thunderstorm. Usually will force toads to the surface, as they can be flooded out if they remain underground. Also known as a toad strangler.

Wow Jim, we got a real toad drowner last night! I got 1.77 inches in my gauge, how much did you get?

by stinky-poop-fart May 23, 2022

jalapeno toad

When you need to spicy things up so you put some fresh sliced jalapenos in her ass.

Alexandra and I got spicy last night. I gave her the Jalapeno Toad.

by John Magnum Long January 23, 2021

Trouser Toad

The Vulva.

M.C.I.

My trouser toad is itching today. I think I am allergic to that bath bomb from last night.

by Muh Shell February 25, 2021

why toad

movement just more imporant

why toad have to go

by niggalover_123 April 28, 2021