Unintended Thirst Law

The law to which describes the scenario when an artist or creator purposefully makes a character possess the traits to which would make it an undesirable person. As an opposite result of what you would expect, the said character incites attraction in great masses for no currently explainable reason or cause.

(To anyone asking, yes, I made up this term.)
(And fuck you, im coining it)

Creator: This character’s name is Finglesnork, it is an amalgamation of sentient pork fat and the cartilage of multiple animals. It spends whatever time it has lingering the streets hoping to devour puppies and lost babies.
Fanbase: I want this thing to fill whatever holes I have in my body and leave me a mess
Creator: Dear god I hate the fundamentals of Unintended Thirst Law

by this_is_a_recorded_message December 19, 2023

Thirst Mission

Someone you add on fb cause their hot that u wanna get you bussy beat up by.

That man Matt is my thirst mission!

by itsAttakk January 23, 2024

anger thirst

Anger Thirst (verb):
1. The thoughts and wishes people hold inside about the harm or thoughts of harm they wish on whoever is deemed an enemy.

2. Silently wishing a person would have nature takes it course and have them expire.

3. When your mouth salivates as anger builds. That can result in crying from anger or going the fuck off.

4. You feel ”going postal is an option”

Anger thirst got me feeling some type of way today. My boss can go fuck herself/himself in this moment.

by SitcomCriscia April 6, 2023

Thirst aid

Making someone feel better through sexual actions or images.

Rory was feeling sick the other day, so her boyfriend sent her nudes. I need a guy who can administer thirst aid.

James just put down his dog, so he hired a prostitute for some thirst aid.

by bounce.house.chaos November 22, 2021

Thirst post

A post that you use to show off ur body or how u look to get people attracted to you

“Did you see jennas thirst post she’s so hot!”

by Beenk-lolzz September 12, 2021

bone thirst

When one craves protein produced by a male human.

His large muscles made her desire to conquer Her bone thirst

by Bernie101 August 16, 2021

Thirst

The act of finishing off some Cali kid you knocked down in Duos, Trios or Squads in Fortnite Battle Royale. The ultimate domination move is to toss him around a few times, mark his teammates, and then administer the coups de grace with your pickaxe. Then you lay in wait for his little friends to come along and collect his reboot card. Rinse and repeat.

“Hey Cedric, I thirsted this Orange County 7 year old, he’s probably crying to his mom, let’s get his buddy and their moms’ number.”

by RebeloKORRO June 5, 2021