functional programming

a shitty way to program that is infearior to imperative programmering languages like HolyC

haskell is ass because it uses functional programming

by The Holy Language Authority March 14, 2022

Programming

To enter a series of commands into a your mom

"what are you programming"
"programming your mom"
"that doesn't make sense"
"that's not what your mom said last night

by alt-Shiga March 14, 2022

NASA space program

The reason the war on porn doesn't work. I'm not schizophrenic and I release the lifetime documents for Kaelen Cody William Granger to disprove.

The NASA space program militarized for a reason

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

entitlement program

it’s basically something that we pay for through taxes that certain people can qualify for the money

can i have my points for my answer on the frq about entitlement programs

by rhfbdjsirnfh January 28, 2022

programming addict

someone who spends 200% of their time coding.

"have you seen Raj, he spends all day coding and playing league of legends"

"Yeah, what a programming addict."

by Wolfking99 February 8, 2022

Paid Programming

Slots for infomercials and sales for anything ranging from clothing, jewelry, and furniture.

After 1 AM, Girls Gone Wild.

Jimmy's parents thought he was staying up late to watch Gargoyles, but his imagination and Paid Programming were what really kept him up at night.

by Cthulhu July 25, 2021

Delayed Entry Program

A person in their 30's (or older) who still lives with their parents and therefore delayed full adulthood. Synonymous with Peter Pan Syndrome. They have instead opted to delay living financially independent from their parents, starting their own family and/or parting with their vast collection of video games and other childhood toys. They have entered the Delayed Entry Program (for adults). Not to be confused with the program of the same name for entering the military.

Bernard hasn't left home since high school still works at the same supermarket he did in high school and is in his 30's. He has decided to sign-up for the Delayed Entry program (for grownups).

by anonymous January 1, 2025