The penis head of a snake
by yeetyeettimetobeatmykids April 16, 2019
Get the Noah mug.Someone who is a poser. He says that he is great at everything but when you see him in real life he makes up some lame excuse on why he can't do it. He is also scranny with a lot of money which is the only reason he has a girlfriend.
Noah:I can surf so we'll
You:ok then, catch me at the beach
"At the beach"
You:Go out and catch a wave then
Noah:uuhh,I can't
You:why??
Noah:my board is messed up
"Has brand new board, he just can't do anything because he plays so many video games"
You:ok then, catch me at the beach
"At the beach"
You:Go out and catch a wave then
Noah:uuhh,I can't
You:why??
Noah:my board is messed up
"Has brand new board, he just can't do anything because he plays so many video games"
by Noah is trash April 17, 2019
Get the Noah mug.Super hot and cute. He has an amazing and beautiful and handsome face. He gets you a lot and has empathy so he is an amazing person to be around. Also an amazing kisser. If you ever become friends with him or in a romantic way you are definitely very lucky.
Look it's Noah!
by tori putnam September 16, 2019
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You only want a Noah when he isnt depressed and wants to be on headset at McDonald's. Give him a rub on the tumm and he'll be happy.
You only want a Noah when he isnt depressed and wants to be on headset at McDonald's. Give him a rub on the tumm and he'll be happy.
Person 1: dang, is this dude a furry?
Person 2: yeah! Noah just wants to be happy and get away from all of the basic visco girls!
Person 1: wow, what a guy.
Person 2: yeah! Noah just wants to be happy and get away from all of the basic visco girls!
Person 1: wow, what a guy.
by MrGenjo September 17, 2019
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by duck.mp3 October 10, 2019
Get the Noah mug.Noah is one of the most fun people you will ever meet. He has amazing humor and makes you feel very loved and special. He will come off cocky to the people he isn’t close with but when you get to know him it will be awesome. He’s super cute and has an adorable smile. He most likely is very athletic and kind of dumb. He doesn’t always know what to say but if your his girlfriend he shows you love and affection. He definitely loves his friends and has a great bond with them.
by i don’t sleep August 5, 2019
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