Mason

Mason is a funny and kind guy, he treats his girl well and never lets her down. He is really good looking and is always smiling. Anyone would be lucky to have a Mason in their life.

Mason is just so perfect

by Jessixo January 27, 2018

Mason

He is the biggest nerd you will ever see. Often times reading a book or getting into weird books and crannies to sleep. Overall he loves the awkward chicks because it is the only girls he can get if any at all.

He is tots a mason

by Chickenfartrubs February 11, 2018

Mason

A guy with a giant bush who always shows it in public. He always talks about sticking his ballsac in people's faces and his schlong in girls mouths and assholes. He also makes up songs about girls that he fanticises about.

1. Look at Mason!
2. Was that a Mason?

by moneymace April 16, 2009

Mason

To be so fat that you are mistaken as a beached whale. Can actually be used to refer to beached whales as well, mostly just real fat kids.

"Dude you're such a Mason"

by annanomous December 29, 2007

Mason

A very rude gay guy who needs to break up with his girlfriend. He is a feminist. He accuses people that they are bullying him when he’s the real bully. He also thinks he’s so cool with his headphones on all the time but he’s lying to himself

Mason is a bully

by Brotado for life March 31, 2019

Mason

A fucking Cunt who will smash your chick for the fuck of it and will tell straight to your face

Fuck you Mason

by Suicidle January 25, 2018

Masons

ACCORDING TO URBAN LEGEND: Masons are law abiding men who silently roam around high crime areas at night in black clothes and fast, but quiet, black cars with cell phones and camcorders, recording crimes and calling the police.

Masons ALMOST NEVER physically interfere with criminals, they just record them and call the cops. However, as highly trained martial artists and snipers, they can intervene to save a victim's life. They carry guns loaded with real ammo (with a concealed weapon license), but also often carry 1 paint ball gun and 1 rubber bullet gun.

If you are a criminal, you may soon be caught by the efforts of your local Masons.

by 5 Knights Templar Master Masons January 1, 2007