Why Kris is cool

Kris is the coolest person I’ve ever met I’m so happy we are friends because she’s cool Kris likes to say I’m cool but we ALL know that’s bullsh*t okay okay Kris is cool,Beautiful,Talented,Alpha male,Epic,Funny, A Scorpio,amazing

I recommend finding a cool kris but Kris are very rare so good luck lol
You can call your bestie kris
Krisp,Krip,kri,klip,Krisp puff, puffer,(inside joke)and any other word that starts with a K so yea

Hi kris hope you see this lol

Ari : you’re so cool
Kris: no u
Ari: no u lol

Why kris is cool 😍

by Bigbootyfathoe00 August 27, 2021

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Kris

Known for having a big head and shaped like a football with a m

Yo did u see that head at the store yesterday? I think it was a Kris

by anonymous June 21, 2021

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kris is very annoying. Not only he will call you short when ur not, but he will keep saying that. Kris will act like he is talking to other girls, when in reality ur the only one he is talking to..

-have you heard of kris?

-surely not but he seems like a bozo!

by shortyispoo June 22, 2021

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a gay chick who is a stoner mechanic lesbian that listens to lil peep

yo kris is such an emo

by k4is October 4, 2022

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Kris glaser

A pro fisherman that catches massive pussy on that red tube pole

Damn you giving me kris glaser vibes

by FortniteGuy1534 January 21, 2022

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Kris is slang for: An individual with many physical traits of a leprechaun; Someone with dyslexia, in this case, Krislexia; A short little ginger boy; An Illegal Midget; Someone who is probably Autistic; someone who is easily picked up and molded into a soccer ball, and then kicked around.

Sean: Kris you should read, I've been reading for a while.

Kris: T-the c-cow jumped over... the moon!

Sean: No Kris stop reading your bedtime stories, we are supposed to be studying for biology.

Kris: Moooo!

by Luigimax14 May 16, 2022

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