JP

JP is from El Paso, very good looking, so funny omg, can’t finish a book, can sing beautifully, no back hair, just good guy overall.

“JP will you pick up Chick Fil A for dinner?”

by DefinitelynotJP November 22, 2021

JP

Jp is a thurl ass nigga that dont do shit to nobody. But soon as you backdoor him thats when you fucked up. He makes you fall inlove wit him just by eye contact. He’s funny & cute. He can never be a reese.

Ruben:Yo bro you met Jp?

Sahn:Yea he thurl ashit

Random girl: omg you seen jp?
Random girl 2: yess girl, he’s soo cute

by jortiz24_ November 21, 2021

jp

a tall loser who is the opposite of what every other defination is

man this guy cant get no girls he must be a jp!1!!!11!111!!11111

by deeforsee November 21, 2021

Jp

that act of peeing, turning into juan pablo, acting like juan pablo, cumming, etc.

IM JPING!

by miekskksjekk March 11, 2024

JP

1. Used to say something is tiny, small, or miniscule

2. Autistic, brain dead, hopeless womanizer

1. "That mouse is so JP."

2. "He's such a JP"

by JP's_Best_Friend February 8, 2026