john

The cutest boy you'll ever meet so nice, funny, generous, and smart. VERY smart

Rick: Dude did you see that kid at the mall yesterday!
Paul: yeah I wish I was him .
Rick: I'd give anything to be John !

by Heyitzmebria March 24, 2017

john

hes ugly. and rude and annoying

person 1~ john is so ugly

by champ10n October 15, 2018

John

big gay boi with big small penis

john is fat

by KeyboardUser1000 March 7, 2019

John

Is a gay midget who is trash at all video games and will never get married and have a decent job however he is a good friend at times

U are big John

by Sapsucker January 21, 2019

the Johns

Something that is overly exaggerated.

Root-The Jimmy Johns restaurant/sub shop across the street from Florida State University freshman dorms. Thanks Max, Ryan, Chip-you guys suck the johns

'Man, he was drunk the motherfuck Johns last night'
'Im stoned the jonhs, I can't even see im so chinked the Johns.'

by Justin May 26, 2004

John

A Greek person that is og in Fortnite and has a tiny dick that even will his mom said that

Stop Johning around

by Septicdtagon April 6, 2019

John

john is usually a guy who is really funny. he can be dry sometimes but he is actually a really fun person to be around with. if he's canadian, he's a keeper💅 guys named john have a great personality and will always be there for you. he is kind of obsessed with steve carell👀 anywaysss he is a fun person

"that kid john is so funny"

by sum1 that calls u dummy thicc April 18, 2020