Hazel Cricket

A moron who blocks people on Twitter for no reason.

Person 1: Oh, did Hazel Cricket block you again?
Person 2: Yes. :(

by Jorisera Jd May 30, 2021

Hazel

A spastic woman who has nonce tendencies

May also be attracted to people called Robert

See that spastic looking at Robert, she’s definitely a Hazel!

by HazRob July 24, 2025

Hazel

A shy, quiet girl who is secretly savage as fuck to annoying little shits. Most guys either had or have a crush on her. Is also drop-dead gorgeous.

Person 1: Hey, did you see Hazel anywhere?
Person 2: Yeah, I we got into a fight
Person 1: Did you win?
Person 2: I have a black eye and a broken nose, Nathan, what do you think?

by You Motherduckin Duckhead October 18, 2025

Hazel-Blue

An eye color thats usually Blue or Blue Green with gold in the center. Like blue eyes with hazel in the middle which mixes different colors usually gold, then greenish then blue and maybe gray. Overall blueish or greenish eyes that are hazel. People that have hazel blue eyes usually had pure blue eyes as a baby and are most likely to have the color if their both parents have blue and hazel eyes.

Did you see Jessica's Hazel-Blue eyes?
They are so stunning.

by Labrat240 November 14, 2025

Hazel Eyes

Basically a fancier or more beautiful way of saying Green eyes. Or to be more percise actual Green eyes with gold patterns in the middle.

Person 1: Damn she has really light stunning hazel eyes.

Person 2: whats a hazel. They are just green, not that deep.

by Labrat240 December 10, 2025

Hazel

the most lovely, beautiful lad in the land and can make you queef in seconds of meeting them. 🥺 loves emo music and eating chipotle. poops really loud so the whole neighborhood wakes up.

you: OMG WHAT WAS THAT SOUND??

me: oh. that was just hazel using the bathroom

you: oh i wanna date them cause that’s hot.

me: okay you do you queen.

by flowertoepoe January 3, 2023

Hazel

A fantastic person, who underestimates their capabilities. She's a wonderful girlfriend and is truly a 10/10 person.

Hazel is a superb person!

by Homicide police August 7, 2023