Fork Gang

People who are classy enough to stab their food instead of spooning them like a loving couple.

Imagine not being in Fork Gang and not being able to cut your food without a knife.

by Official Fork Gang October 23, 2019

fork hunching

fork hunching two people laying in bed beside one another, one laying on back completely flat, the other on side, legs wrapped around other laying flat. Kinda like a knife with the prongs of a fork wrapped around the blade.

My wife won’t quit fork hunching while I’m trying to sleep. I think she may be an insomniac!

by JimBob aka The Brain November 15, 2018

email fork

When your coworker does not respond to the latest reply of an email thread, the discussion becomes forked between his reply and the latest. The fork is more severe when an email volley is accumulating participants, and you get left out. in which case, you'll hope someone will loop you in. the fork could be unintentional if the forker is just a slow-ass chicken pecker. but if he has a rep of being a habitual threadjacker, it is probably not

To avoid an email fork of the thread with a client, Becky sent Chad a DM that she was drafting a response to the client's latest questions.

by DirtyWaterbury March 12, 2019

Forked pee

When a man is urinating and interference from the peehole causes the pee to split into two simultaneous streams. It usually occurs after sex or going to the bathroom after getting out of bed in the morning. Depending on the geometry between the two streams, it is possible to get both of them into the toilet bowl. However, it's more common for one to go in the bowl and the other to hit the floor, rim, seat, etc.

Science still can't fully explain the seemingly magical phenomenon known as forked pee.

by Steven-O July 22, 2018

Fear The Fork

The weak, inferior anxiety felt by teams and their fans before, during and after a competition/game with the Arizona State University Sun Devils.

After getting their ass handed to them by ARIZONA STATE UNIVERSITY in Tempe - the University of Arizona know they should have heeded the warning of "FEAR THE FORK" as thry return to Tuscon knowing who their Daddy is. FORK 'EM.

by Sun Devils Advocate December 1, 2013

forking out

Literally means to leave.

Derives from the Mid-Western phrase "Put a fork in me because I am done".

Laura: "Alright, I am forking out."

Jeremy: "Okay, I'll see you tomorrow."

by JeremyH February 7, 2008

Meat Fork

A sexual maneuver of the hand, like The Shocker, but without using the index finger.

Girl was tight as shit, G, I had to give dat bitch the Meat Fork!

by ekbm January 23, 2009