Is not, in fact, on Hamas. The blood that Hamas spilled is on Hamas and the blood Israel is spilling is on Israel. Hey, how do you know you're not blowing up the hostages?
Hym "I mean, every analogy I could make here seems like low-hanging fruit... Actually, YOU could probably think up an analogy that I could make right now were someone does something objectively wrong to me, I kill a bunch of people, whose hands is the blood on? Probably NOT the guy whose action is the impetus for me murdering people. I don't think that would fly. Definitely wouldn't keep me out of prison. THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO! 'Hym analogy simulator!' You pick an impetus for my homicidal rage and then you pick an act of violence I commit in response to it and then we run it trough an algorithm to determine whether or not it's justifiable or, better yet, who every ounce of blood is 'on' (conceptually). And then I get 1 million dollars... Yep. That's a good plan."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2023
Get the Every ounce of blood mug.Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.
The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.
Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.
or
Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.
In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.
It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.
or
Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.
In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.
It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023
Get the It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning mug.We've known each other a long time. We've been on this planet for a long time. I mean, you and me. I could always rely on you. You could always rely on me. We're a team, a group. Group of the two of us. And we've spent our existence pretending that we aren't. I mean, the last few years, not really. And I would like to spend... I mean, if Gabriel and Beelzebub can do it, go off together, then we can. Just the two of us. We don't need Heaven, we don't need Hell, they're toxic. We need to get away from them, just be an us. You and me, what do you say?
Come with me... to Heaven. I'll run it, you can be my second in command. We can make a difference.
You can't leave this bookshop.
Oh, Crowley. Nothing lasts forever.
No. No, I don't suppose it does. Good luck.
Good luck? Crowley! Crowley, come back, to Heaven! Work with me! We can be together! Angels... doing good! I... I need you! I don't think you understand what I'm offering you.
I understand. I think I understand a whole lot better than you do.
Well... then there's nothing more to say.
Listen. Do you hear that?
I don't hear anything.
That's the point. No nightingales.
You idiot. We could have been... us.
EVERY
I... I forgive you.
Don't bother.
Come with me... to Heaven. I'll run it, you can be my second in command. We can make a difference.
You can't leave this bookshop.
Oh, Crowley. Nothing lasts forever.
No. No, I don't suppose it does. Good luck.
Good luck? Crowley! Crowley, come back, to Heaven! Work with me! We can be together! Angels... doing good! I... I need you! I don't think you understand what I'm offering you.
I understand. I think I understand a whole lot better than you do.
Well... then there's nothing more to say.
Listen. Do you hear that?
I don't hear anything.
That's the point. No nightingales.
You idiot. We could have been... us.
EVERY
I... I forgive you.
Don't bother.
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Get the Every Perry is not a platypus but all platypuses are Perry mug.Something a person/people in a relationship do that is so unironically adorable and romantic that it’s almost like they’re calling you out for being a single loser in multiple different ways without ever directly addressing you.
Person 1: “I saw this couple walking down the sidewalk last night and the guy gave his girlfriend his jacket to put over her head so she wouldn’t get wet when it started to rain.”
Person 2: “Damn, that’s so cute.”
Person 1: “I know! This called me single in every language fr.”
Person 2: “Damn, that’s so cute.”
Person 1: “I know! This called me single in every language fr.”
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Get the This called me single in every language mug.I saw the lamp light from your window
I didn't think you were home, sitting there all alone
So I came up to your room to ask you why
Why did you hurt me so?
Why did you have to go, away?
I never wanted anything in my life
Not until I met you
I thought you'd see me through
All the bad days that I've had before I met you
Something in the past, never thought it couldn't last, forever
There's one thing I can say, everyday, how I miss you, oh oh
I didn't think you were home, sitting there all alone
So I came up to your room to ask you why
Why did you hurt me so?
Why did you have to go, away?
I never wanted anything in my life
Not until I met you
I thought you'd see me through
All the bad days that I've had before I met you
Something in the past, never thought it couldn't last, forever
There's one thing I can say, everyday, how I miss you, oh oh
Every day that I'm without you hurts just a little bit more than
Than I've ever been hurt before
Every day that I'm without you hurts just a little bit more
And now I look down from your window
To see a young man across the street
He looks something like me
And he's walking with his head down to the ground
Did you want to hurt me so?
Why did you have to go away?
There's one thing I can say, everyday, how I miss you, oh oh
Every day that I'm without you hurts just a little bit more than
More than I've been hurt before
Every day that I'm without you hurts just a little bit more than
More than I've been hurt before
Every day that I'm without you hurts me just a little bit more, ooh
More than I've been hurt before
Every day that I'm without you hurts just a little bit more, ooh
More than I've been hurt before
Every Day Hurts
Than I've ever been hurt before
Every day that I'm without you hurts just a little bit more
And now I look down from your window
To see a young man across the street
He looks something like me
And he's walking with his head down to the ground
Did you want to hurt me so?
Why did you have to go away?
There's one thing I can say, everyday, how I miss you, oh oh
Every day that I'm without you hurts just a little bit more than
More than I've been hurt before
Every day that I'm without you hurts just a little bit more than
More than I've been hurt before
Every day that I'm without you hurts me just a little bit more, ooh
More than I've been hurt before
Every day that I'm without you hurts just a little bit more, ooh
More than I've been hurt before
Every Day Hurts
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‘Who the hell wants that?’
‘Well you know what they say, there’s a key for every hole… and some holes have a lot of keys.’
‘Well you know what they say, there’s a key for every hole… and some holes have a lot of keys.’
by SiL3Nt J September 11, 2023
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