Emil

An individual which has a thumb known only to gods and an apetite for pubecent boys. These "things" are born ones every milion years and are often considered retarded.

Who stole my sexually frustrated son?

Who else but Emil

by Pappsen December 17, 2022

Carl-Emil

Carl-Emil is a rare creature, usually found in the amazon forest. It tends to have very big ears, but also a incredibly large penis. If you go 10 or less meters close to him, he WILL attempt to rizz you up, so be careful. The Carl-Emil is mostly famous for the ass cheese incident in 1945. He was also used as a sex bot in ww2. A Carl-Emil can cost up to 100000 dollars.

Explorer: Wow, I wonder what that creature is. Im gonna go closer to it
Carl-Emil: Wassup girl. Are you asian? Cuz im china get into japanties ;)
Explorer: *takes off clothes*

by scared ass cheese looking nigg April 24, 2023

Emil

The GOD amongst all anime traps

Anonymous: "Yo, have you seen Emil in the episode yesterday?"
Me: "YAAAAS, I love him and his cute bunny ears"

by BlueGuy70 August 21, 2023

Paul-Emile

A random guy met on Tinder, who enjoys beer, photography and Hans Zimmer

Person 1. 'I prefer drink a draft than be one'
Person 2. 'You must be a Paul-Emile!'

by mmmm14 September 9, 2023

Sindromul Emil

boala de la care zici intruna emil in morti mei

1:ba ce faci
2:emil
1:ce?
2:emil

*Sindromul Emil*

by zaSmoK October 2, 2023

Emil

Emil is a ketchup lover

Emil eats ketchup

by Lord of Melis October 2, 2023

Emile

Emile is such a gentlemen. he has eyes that sparkle when he looks at his wife, imaan
he has dimples and gawdamn he has a fine ass back. he has the most beautiful smile and is obsessed with cars. Emile Van Niekerk, you're so fucking perfect.

Imaan is in lo e with Emile.

by imaanhiraaaa August 8, 2023