Elvys Kley

Brutaler Typ, Gut aussehend und Charmant

Ich will so sein wie Elvys Kley

by stecher76 November 23, 2021

hot elvis

The act of a woman taking a fist to the ass while dedicating on the fist

I gave my girlfriend a hot Elvis last night.

by Anniep June 19, 2023

Elvis

Gay ass nigga

Elvis is gay

by zezaku69 February 20, 2023

Elvis square

He is in HKU ECON1280, MATH1009 and ACCT1101
Watch out for him

Fuck, Elvis Square is asking stupid questions again

by MarvellousAss February 21, 2023

Elvis Presley

The hottest man to ever live. The daddiest of daddies. His voice can make any person melt and one look can make a girl faint. He’s got one of the largest and (horniest)fan base you’ll ever meet.

Sophie “I want Elvis Presley soooo bad. He could slap him and I’d say thank you”

Mary “any era I’d take him. He is so fine. I want him to talk dirty to me”

Sophie “I want him to do more than that to me”

by greatgig October 24, 2023

Elvis Pretzel

Elvis Prestley but on steroids

Dan: Elvis Pretzel

by ElvisPretzel October 31, 2023

The Shit That Killed Elvis

A particularly painful, labored shit. Often materializing at the worst of times. Named so because Elvis Presley died taking a shit on the toilet.

I'm sorry I was late to the meeting, but i had to take the shit that killed Elvis.

by Southbound Soul November 4, 2023