Drop a donkey

The act of defecating a very large amount.

After eating all that, I need to Drop a donkey!

by DawgsFan January 26, 2012

donkeying around

a person behaving like a donkey, making donkey noises or just a person that is generally being a senseless human

Please stop donkeying around!!!!

by plattendreher March 15, 2012

Kong Donkey

While having sex getting Donkey Kong'd in the face.

Dika dat that Kong Donkey.

by GreekG0D November 19, 2011

Shaving the donkey

When a Canadian rubs the back of his head on your taint.

See that bald spot on the back of his head, he’s been shaving the donkey, eh.

by The Alaskan and the Indian April 23, 2021

donkey ass

when a female's rear is so big, muscular, and round it resambles the hind quarters of a donkey or horse. Usually a good thing.

I coined this phrase in 1996. "Man, that chick's ass looks like a horse." "Yeah, She's got a donkey ass." I believe the hip-hop culture bastardized that prase tobedonkeydonk. I'll take credit for that.

by Paul August 6, 2004

donkey fluffer

One who gives the donkey fellatio for the main show.

Dr Bob Woods is a donkey fluffer.

by paul April 3, 2005

donkey on a waffle

To engage in work at your own pace while giving the impression of assigning it the highest of priorities. Due to the vague nature of the statement, once the true meaning is discovered, it is neither questioned nor criticized.

(First regained popularity as a phrase in the IT industry around late 1999 - early 2000.)

"I'll be all over getting these reports done like a donkey on a waffle!"

by Dean Webb October 27, 2004