chess

A term used to describe sexual intercourse between two men.

Matt "Hey peter do you wanna play chess"
peter "Sure here comes the bishop"

by KrustyKid October 1, 2021

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Chess has a lot of double standards feminists don't mention when whining about social justice, like a queen being able to move freely while the king can move one space at a time, and it's a lot like life, though life is not a game to everyone.

The queen is the most free piece on a chess board, and yet feminists still try to claim they are marginalized somehow, when really they only were in the past on the surface, though those times are in the past, assuming they are exactly as bad as feminists describe them in terms of historical accuracy. Female children don't get ass whoopings from authority figures such as parents, in what way have females always not had it made in life? It's males that are fucked, they get the short end of the stick on everything.

by The Original Agahnim September 1, 2021

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despite chesse

Someone who is desperate and is also a walking L

your such a Despite chesse

by johan Jones the goat August 17, 2022

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chess

a game where 2 kingdoms fight each other while being figures
pawn being the seemingly useless but has tricks up its sleeves

knight being the coolest, winning by taking L's
bishop go diagonal
rook be going straight and sideways
queen being everything except for knight, its too cool to take L's
king being the fucking crybaby that needs protection and somehow s the most significant one on the board
checkmate, castling, you get the idea

do the funny botez gambit for cool

"chess"
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by Cloudy_yduolC April 22, 2022

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