by Barbie0822 August 31, 2005
Get the Canada mug.by pandawa February 7, 2010
Get the Canada mug.Canada is a magical place in North America, where it snows all year round, and lakes are everywhere, obviously frozen. In Canada, on June 3rd, there is National Poutine Day, and on March 4th, there is National Maple Syrup Day. The Canada - United States border is patrolled by Mounties riding on moose. Obviously many Canadians choose to keep pet beavers, they help to tap the maple trees with their teeth. Hockey is number one priority in most Canadian households, most Canadians' valued possessions are hockey sticks.
American immigrant: Y'all hello Kenadiens, I from New Joysey! It's coo how y'all spell "colour" with a U. So, in Canada, does y'all have pet moose?
Canadian:No! Eh! In the US do yous have pet fat people?
American immigrant:WTF
Canadian:Eh, do you like hockey?
Canadian:No! Eh! In the US do yous have pet fat people?
American immigrant:WTF
Canadian:Eh, do you like hockey?
by Sam_han_tha November 29, 2016
Get the Canada mug.A country that is large, good-looking, and bloody well cold. The citizens of that country are constantly apologizing, and tobaggoning, and going to Tim Hortens, and playing hockey, and saying "Eh".
Yeah, I'm from Canada, Eh.
by ThisPageCannotBeDisplayed November 17, 2018
Get the Canada mug.means village in uhhhh, Huron-Iroquois language. Consists of Quebec, Ontario, British Colombia, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, Prince Edward Island, Nova Scotia, Newfoundland and Labrador, Nunavut, North-West Territories, and Yukon. Official languages are French and English. Oh, and we don't ride on polar bears, and not all of us say "eh" or "ey"
signifie village en uhhhh, langue huron-iroquoise. Comprend le Québec, l'Ontario, la Colombie Britannique, l'Alberta, la Saskatchewan, le Manitoba, l'Île-du-Prince-Édouard, la Nouvelle-Écosse, Terre-Neuve-et-Labrador, le Nunavut, les Territoires du Nord-Ouest et le Yukon. Les langues officielles sont le français et l'anglais
signifie village en uhhhh, langue huron-iroquoise. Comprend le Québec, l'Ontario, la Colombie Britannique, l'Alberta, la Saskatchewan, le Manitoba, l'Île-du-Prince-Édouard, la Nouvelle-Écosse, Terre-Neuve-et-Labrador, le Nunavut, les Territoires du Nord-Ouest et le Yukon. Les langues officielles sont le français et l'anglais
Hey Google, what are Canada's 13 provinces and territories?
by Wonder(ous) December 4, 2018
Get the Canada mug.Some mythical place that is supposedly above 'Merica. They say that they drink maple syrup on everything and love poutine.They love to ride moose or they call them meese. There national anthem is probably about maple syrup.There national animal is something that is called a beaver that ma exist we are not fully sure. They say that they are very kind and will have battles at the grocery store for who will pay. they say eh or a depending on which story you believe. they celebrate Thanksgiving on a different day then 'Merica, and said to be the second largest country.
Guy:1 "yo have u heard of the legend of Canada?
Guy:2 no what is it
Guy:1 it is a myth about a country above us. let me tell you about the myth.
Guy:2 no what is it
Guy:1 it is a myth about a country above us. let me tell you about the myth.
by Daggermaster9900 December 6, 2018
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