Cable TV

When you go to the toilet and lay a huge cable whilst watching YouTube/Tv on your phone

Husband: Honey im going for a bit of cable Tv…
Wife: FFS again!

by MM51GMA July 25, 2023

Jesus cable

A Jesus cable is a cable that will likely cause death, fire or an explosion, like a 220V to USB-C cable.

Mate A: Don't plug that one in.
Mate B: Why?
Mate A: It's a Jesus cable, you'll die if you do.

by SmokeAlt2EveryDay August 21, 2023

wifi cable

The name for an ethernet cable for people who don't know anything about networking.

Pass me the wifi cable so I can download fortnite faster

by Chil_Bru August 27, 2023

Cable Technician

Typically a man/ he/him

Appearance: Balding 👩 🦲 ponytail

Carhart & Red Wing Boots . Farmers Tan & white chicken legs.
Personality: The world revolves around him, doesn’t like to cuddle, has a cable tool addiction, fixes everything with zip ties, and pees in a bottle he drank the day before.

Likes to point out homes he has preformed any tasks at! Constantly points out “bad cable jobs”. Thinks his work, is the work of God! Isn’t friends with any of the other “cable guys”. Has fallen off a pole once or twice in his life! Doesn’t think that using a harness is necessary! His only selfies are those at the top of their ladder!

Problem has poop stains and is never on time!

A Cable Technician is a human that smells like ass and is covered in asbestos!

by Canyoufeelthelovetonight October 27, 2022

bust a fat cable

To wear a gold chain circa 1980s so thick it’s almost certainly fake. Some of them turn your contacted skin green.

I get the money, the women and cold bust a fat cable boy. Eazy E

by The Reel Fugazi January 16, 2022

caleb/cable

tf man

calebe is caleb/cable thing

by lolrclarissalolahdh December 6, 2021

patch cable

A short omnidirectional cable. Can use any connector standard as long as it's ends are identical.

I used a patch cable to connect the tape deck with the amplifier, you don't need a long cable.

by Genesix December 14, 2021