Amazon Bonus Plan

When you work for Amazon and they force you and all the other employees to celebrate being the lowest cost center. While they cut all overtime, that employees all count on , so the Site lead can get a huge bonus.

Hey man, I have to get a second job to feed my kids because of this lovely Amazon Bonus Plan!

by Amazonsux October 15, 2023

Amazon Cop

A fake police officer (usually located in Florida) who purchases deceptive items from Amazon in order to fulfill a deeply rooted psychiatric desire for a false sense of superiority & control.

Amazon Cop: A suspect was detained for having red and blue flashing lights in his vehicle, while wearing a "Police issued" Police Halloween costume.

by Shellbacks Club🐢 April 13, 2023

Amazon Milk Frog

A type of arboreal frog native to the Amazon Rainforest that looks like he has a lil suit

Amazon Milk Frogs make great starter pets. Also, f r o g.

by gobeldigook August 22, 2023

Amazon crab

A person that doesn't go outside and would rather purchase items online then go drive to the store. They also work from home and just don't want to go outside

"We get 7 packages a day because my parents are Amazon crabs."

by B agave G March 20, 2020

Amazon girl

A female person, which has every psychological complex from A to Z.

"She is crazy, she is an emotional wreck.
A real Amazon girl.

by arandomperson13 July 5, 2020

Random Amazoning

The art of selecting a group of people in a Amazon Wish list to draw their name to send them a gift

I was random amazoning Robyn as she was one of the random selections in the address book to gift.

by LoveOfMyLife September 6, 2020

Amazon Peacock

A Dusty Dildo tainted with the blood, sweat, and tears of an Amazon worker; most commonly referred to as an "Amazon Peak Cock". Amazon Peacocks are often used as a way of knowing whether or not you still have your job during peak season as an Amazon employee.

Hey bro, you get fired, or did you get your Amazon Peacock from a manager?

by TheShrewd October 20, 2020