National Boris Day

Annual day of celebration of defecation.

How did everyone celebrate National Boris Day this year?

by Joey Jellico February 25, 2023

National Boris Day

Celebrated annually on February 25th, National Boris Day is a celebration of the act of defecating.

Hey, you want to do something for National Boris Day this year?

Nah, I'll probably be on the can or something.

by swimmer42 February 25, 2023

Boris

An English street term for cocaine. Thought to originate after the British public noticed that the personality changing effects of cocaine, eg exaggeration, false confidence, lechery & dishonesty together with an often observed dishevelment of the users hair l, was likening them to the former disgraced prime minister.

Do you wanna come to the toilet for a quick line of Boris?

by JonniePXD March 24, 2023

Boris Shoes

Brown, leather, old looking shoes worn by a guy named Boris. They have been on TV once. They look brandless and beaten when new. A B in scripted on the back. No one has seen these shoes in the wild, only Boris wears them.

Look at them Boris shoes man

by Rat.boi January 30, 2023

Boris Johnson

An absolute god. Most worshipped man in the UK and Nigel Farage's future Boxing opponent.
Has a unique skill set including:
Boxing
Basketball
Rugby
Favourite activity: Shoulder barging/Rugby tackling children.
Leaders such as Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un will all fall to this man.

OMG, that guy isn't a Chad, he's more than a Chad, He's a Boris Johnson!!!

by BIGMAC JR JR February 12, 2023

Boris Said

The Bob Ross of NASCAR.

One of the biggest road course ringers of the 1990’s-2010’s. Winner of the 2005 24hr at Nurburgring, the 2010 NAPA Auto Parts 200 at Montreal, etc.

Boris Said (about Greg Biffle in 2011): “He needs a freaking whoopin, and I’m gonna give it to him”

by The_Autismo January 16, 2024

BORIS PENALTY MERCHANT

BORIS PENALTY MERCHANT

BORIS PENALTY MERCHANT LIKES PENALTIES

by GAZLESSDJFHJ January 19, 2024