A run at a steady gentle pace around Walmart (or another large store) before buying/looking at items in the store, typically done in a herd of more than 5.
Group of friends: *Starts trying on clothes and wandering around Walmart*
Jack: “Hey assholes, we didn’t do our Walmart Lap yet, put that shit down and start running!”
Jack: “Hey assholes, we didn’t do our Walmart Lap yet, put that shit down and start running!”
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