Tweet Binge

The act of tweeting so much within the span of a few minutes that the Twitter user has to review their profile in order to remember everything that they posted.

John: Dude, my entire TL is full of you. I don't even know what you're talking about in half of these tweets!

David: Me neither. I must have been on a major tweet binge.

by savannahj January 15, 2013

Crocodile Tweet

It's the same as crocodile tears but in tweet form. For instances when celebrities tweet "R.I.P. John Q. Celebrity" because it's the hip thing to do, not because they really are mourning the person. In fact they couldn't care less and probably even contributed to his drug addiction.

Rihanna crocodile tweeted: "Cory Monteith, may your spirit be at peace, and may you fly with the angels... Heartbreaking, my prayers are with all of his loved ones!"

Mia Farrow added: "Rest in peace Cory Monteith. Sad, very very sad."

by Jumbybird August 26, 2013

junk tweet

Taking a digital picture of your genitalia and sending it via Twitter.

What took you so long in the bathroom? Were you junk tweeting?

by snapboom July 7, 2011

Impulse Tweeting

tweeting useless information while assuming someone will give a fuck about it.

@john_doe: totally throwing my blackberry out for the new iphone #MAKETHEMOVEBRO

@Mary_Jane: @DaveMathewsBand concert with @derp210. BEST NIGHT EVER!!!!!

@HERB420: All this impulse tweeting makes twitter as useful as......

by Herb Silowski October 14, 2011

Worm's Tweet

A phrase you use to call something that you just thought about a moment ago but instantly forgot.

Literally 5 minutes ago I knew what I wanted at the grocery store, what a Worm's Tweet!

by yumspoiledmilk December 13, 2020

Sneak Tweet

When you're tweeting about something without explicitly saying what it is you're talking about. Similar to a sneak diss in usage, but not normally used to talk shit.

Jeff: You see how Jamie was sneak tweetin about the party on Saturday?
John: Shit is wild, man thinks he's a secret agent but he can't keep it down to save his life.

by O. P. November 12, 2020

Tweets the Trump

When someone argues with a baseless opinion or flagrant lie as fact.

Inspired by the line "quote the Raven" of Poe's 'The Raven'. It is intended to be used as a way to end the conversation with a close minded person with no prospect of having civil discussion.

"STOP THE VOTE!" tweets the Trump arguing of voter fraud.

When someone yelling at you for wearing a mask during a pandemic, simply say "Tweets the Trump" and keep on your merry way.

by Wrinkled Cheese November 7, 2020