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Lebanon County Career And Technology Center

Technology school in Lebanon County Pa ,full of hicks, that try to act like they are from the city, and most of the students end up working at jobs somewhat in their field of study, Diesel Technology has the most tire marks and smoke.
Look that guy who got ran over my a mack truck is from Lebanon County Career and Technology Center.
by Sweigart34 November 25, 2019
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technology years

Like dog years. 1 earth/human year is equivalent to 10 technology years
me: This app won't work? you: what phone do you have? me: An iphone 5. you: Dude your phone died of old age a long time ago. 5 Technology Years is like 50 human years!
by Quixand November 3, 2017
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Technologically Disabled

When a person, typically an elderly person, but sometimes a middle aged person, has trouble using or is unfamiliar with modern technology. Can include technophobes.
My grandma is so technologically disabled she can’t even use the TV.
by KingCool99 November 19, 2017
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Transcendental Technology

-spiritual skills and abilities of a PSI BEING.
-the application of MetaPsychcis and/or Transcendental knowledge.
-self knowledge.
-the process of Eternal Life in temporal form.
-the processes, techniques, psi exercises, theory, {P.E.T.} Therapy, Psi Tech and Psi Qi of MetaPsychics.
by ParaSmart December 10, 2017
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technological act of god

If a gamma ray burst or solar flare is not to blame for an information systems failure(s) that no geek on this earth, working or idle, can possibly explain.

The event shall not be considered a 'true' TAOG unless an electronic payment system failure results in thousands or perhaps millions of individuals being catapulted into economic catastrophe.
Debtor "My pay wasn't direct deposited because of the (blank) crash and they can't cut me a cheque because they only do direct deposit"

Creditor "By saving a year's worth of take home pay as an emergency fund you would'nt be in this situation now would you.

Save money and think positive and stuff like this wouldn't happen to you. It is what it is - a technological act of god"
by holland.paul.5150 February 28, 2017
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Technologically Vegan

Boycotting or not using any social media ( i.e. Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.) for the sake of privacy and living your life without the daily pull of social norms.
I decided to go technologically Vegan because I'm sick of always answering to my phone!
by Panmata January 25, 2018
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Munchausen Syndrome by Technology

When an IT worker, usually in a leadership role, deliberately messes up something that works well to make their job seem irreplaceable (i.e., the hero). Symptoms include front line staff and vendors running around frantically in a "sky is falling" scenario only to discover after great detective work and duress one pulled wire or misconfigured group policy, which was not that way yesterday.
"Check the cable?"

"The desk hasn't moved from this spot in ten years."

"Check it anyway."

"Well I'll be .... printer's working fine now! Fourth time this week. Peter was just here yesterday.... you thinking what i'm thinking?
"Munchausen Syndrome by Technology."
"bingo."
by jj_702 October 17, 2019
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