bitch soon

Term used by angry customers for whom English is not their first language at poor service

all *insert company name* staff are one bitch soon. Normally followed by "can i shoot my cums to you mom eyes ?"

by I_love_angry_people October 8, 2013

Yung Poon Soon

1) What every dirty old man desires (young pussy asap)

2) An unfortunate Chinese name

Hey Grandpa! What would you like for your birthday?

A double helping of Yung Poon Soon.

by wolfbait51 December 11, 2011

Too soon

When something lasts for 10 minutes to a whole hour.

Aw, the film is too soon!

by thecharacterwannie January 15, 2023

Soon

1. A time longer that 1 hour that is quite long
2. Whenever jordan falls asleep

Daniel: “I will get on soon”

by Roxburro1771 February 2, 2023

catch up soon

Ever bump into a former acquaintance that you haven't seen in a long time, and have no interest nor intention of seeing again, but have to small talk for awhile out of courtesy? They're probably thinking the same. These three words in sequence form the unicorn you sought for in your puddle of vocabulary; this is how you end that conversation.

Sarah is doing her weekly grocery trip at Walmart until she bumped into her manager Abdul from her old job.

Abdul: Oh... hey Sarah, how's it going?
Sarah: Oh... hi Abdul, how's it going? We should, uh, Catch Up Soon™!!

If Abdul is on the same frequency as Sarah, Abdul will recognize it's time to cut the small talk short and bounce and reply:
Great! Catch Up Soon™.

Ideally, they go about their day and never cross paths again.

by KevinNearingThirty February 12, 2023

Soon

An Unknown time period that an Wildcard Developer uses to explain a release date. It could be 2 hours or possibly 2 years.

We will have a console update for players soon, we haven’t forgot about you!

by ConsoleSoon November 3, 2023

i’ll get on soon

When your friend says that they will get on the game soon, in reality it can be 5 minutes or 5 hours

Self: can you get on?
Friend: yeah, i’ll get on soon
*5 hours later*
Self: you said you would get on soon
Friend: my bad i got busy(they were on there phone)

by Ace K January 4, 2024