middle sliders

An adjective used to describe someone who is remarkably generic looking, as if they were made in a video game character creator with all the sliders left in the middle.

Ben is so middle sliders that people often can't remember meeting him, even if they've been introduced on multiple occasions.

by Super Robo Wizard September 29, 2023

Church Slider

A fart in church that usually done for the intention of spicing up a rather boring situation.

I did a lil church slider because it was boring AF in there.

by Ornery Individual November 26, 2021

China slider

Bat blood in solid state in the shape of a penis to be used as a dildo. Derived by pouring bat blood into a condom and freezing it. To be used on a girl till melted

"baby! I'm really enjoying this China slider. Go harder!"

by Peoria July 29, 2022

tough chicken slider

Any item or reason a middle-aged middle-class entitled woman uses for the purposes of bitching about how tough life is.

@ArbysCares gave me this tough chicken slider tonight. America has a problem.

by anonymous August 13, 2022

Skeet Slider

Someone who narrowly rides the line between creepy and cute.

Person 1 - " Did you hear about so and so?"
Person 2 - "Yeah what they did was filthy , totally a Skeet Slider."
Person 1- "Most definitely a Skeet Slider."

by The Skeet Man November 30, 2022

Pipe slider

When you shit in the toilet, you know it came out and made a noise but when you look down it has disappeared into the unknown even though you didn’t flush

“How was it?” “Bro that was a hectic pipe slider”

by Rabbit bums May 14, 2022

Sacramento Slider

The act of covertly shitting in a person's pocket.

Zeke always wears these stupid, baggy pants to trivia night at the Elk's Grove Applebee's, so last night I snuck up and gave him a Sacramento Slider.

by Hot Franklin December 7, 2021