National Slap Ass Day

Every March 13th you have the right to to slap a male or female's ass to celebrate the holidays!

Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary

Jacob: hey man it's March 13th you know what that mean

Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!

by SuperDope Trash March 12, 2020

Slap ass month

Anyone that has your consent can smack your ass for the month of October.

“Yoo it’s October, it’s spooky season and slap ass month.”

by IDontHaveAName101 October 1, 2020

Slap Ass Day

On October 29th you have to slap a girls ass atleast twice. Remember slap de ass

October is slap ass day.

by Its the JJJ October 5, 2020

Slap ass year

From January 1st to December 31st we are allowed to slap ass without any consequences

Boy : it’s slap ass year

Crush :so ?
Boy:✋🏾🍑

by Stupid words October 13, 2020

Slap her ass

When you slap her ass. duh
when u really wanna slap her booty

Hey check out her gyatts!
John: Slap her ass, dude

by boxybooawesomeTENNIS November 15, 2023

Slap ass day

April 18 is national slap ass day.

April 18 is slap ass day

by Gina Wilson April 18, 2023

Nose Slap Ass Gap

When your wife is sleeping peacefully so you slide your arm around her and shove smelling salts in her face. You then use her horrified recoil to shove your dick up her ass.

My woman went to sleep on me after making promises earlier in the day. So I hit her with the Nose Slap Ass Gap.

by Mgatty April 19, 2023