(child collar made this definition) shart is where u take a massive shit and u fart at the same time
i like taking massive sharts on the earth so whenever theres an eathquake just know collar is sharting on the earth ok dont be scared
i like taking massive sharts on the earth so whenever theres an eathquake just know collar is sharting on the earth ok dont be scared
by child collar April 1, 2020
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Jimmy: Mum, I just shart.
Mum: Jesus fucking christ Jimmy that’s the third time this week. And it’s only Tuesday!
Later that day...
eBay attendant: Hi welcome to eBay
Mum: Yes, I want to sell my son.
Mum: Jesus fucking christ Jimmy that’s the third time this week. And it’s only Tuesday!
Later that day...
eBay attendant: Hi welcome to eBay
Mum: Yes, I want to sell my son.
by Aussiestereotypes April 8, 2020
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i would shart for chris wood.
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