Saddle doll

A person who’s only income is to go to rodeos and “rope necks and cash checks” usually have the brains of a wooden post. And claim they’re the smartest people ever and yet have no common sense

Dumbass saddle dolls are as useful as a boar hog with tits

by Pinchèbullman May 31, 2019

golden saddle

When you piss out your ass while sitting on someone else in a sexual situation.

After Taco Bell I totally sat on Sarah and gave her a Golden Saddle.

by ZiegZeon September 5, 2017

Saddles Off

This phrase is used in order to describe that something exciting just happened, is happening, or is about to happen. It is most commonly used among friends at parties.

1) Fred: "Hey boys, pre game at my place tonight."
Brad: "Sick bro, saddles off. Hook 'em baby!"
2) "yah know that moment when you realize while in bed with a girl that she is a total freak, and it's saddles off boys"

by Boob man May 20, 2017

to be saddled with

to be burdened with something

They don't want to be saddled with the financial burden of caring for their parents.

by mmitrolaw May 27, 2017

Saddle Boy

A boy who does a lot of questionable, suspicious, feminine shit. They are usually in the closet.

Vagina: You can’t have me, you’re just a Saddle Boy!

Saddle Boy: Ok I’ll just die either out of the closet or a virgin

by Fleezus Christ November 29, 2017

Saddle Belly

A saddle commonly worn on the belly

"You ain't even missing me baby when I needed my Saddle Belly"

by Rhezi December 10, 2017

Saddling a dead horse

Originally meant for when someone put a condom on a limp penis. Currently used for safe rigging practices.

For a safe set, saddling a dead horse is NEVER safe.

by Stagecrewboi777 February 20, 2018