Pouring a Guinness

The act of passing diarrhea, usually whilst travelling abroad.

"How was Gary this morning?"
"Oh, not too flash, he was on the shitter all night, pouring a Guinness well into the wee hours

by Gruntie Stevie October 25, 2020

The Pours

People of lower economic standing (being pour) who drive gen 1 or "Juan" Raptors, or who can't afford real Raptors so they put fraptor grilles on their XLTs.

Look at Timmy being a pour again, putting a fraptor grille on his 2003 XLT.

I see the pours are at it again.

by Vlad 8====0 May 7, 2021

Long Distance Pour

When an alcoholic beverage is poured from an extremely long distance into the mouth of a willing or unwilling participant.

"How was your first Long Distance Pour (LDP)?"

It was the best thing to ever go into my mouth.

by LDP Inventor June 19, 2013

coors pours

similar to bud mud, only after a night of drinking coors

sorry im late, i had a serious case of the coors pours

by mean mister mason March 31, 2012

Piss and Pour

When stuck in an automobile, in a traffic jam for instance, using a cup or other receptacle to urinate, then emptying out of the window or door.

Sorry Dave, give me that empty soda bottle, we've been stuck here for an hour. Need to piss and pour, or I'll do it in my pants.

by Mike Chong February 12, 2023

pour me up

to pour the person who said the term an alcoholic beverage.

Hey bro go in the kitchen and pour me up.

by carebearsie February 14, 2023

poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it

The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.

Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

by Bacon friez November 3, 2023