Penile refunction

When you cum

I’m having a penile refunction

by xoxo_pancake October 6, 2021

Penile Alientitis

When ur dick has a smaller dick inside it like in the movie alien

You see that guy with Penile Alientitis? Shit was crazy.

by lmaololhahahehe October 31, 2021

Penil Contortion

When the penis contorts and has somewhat of a seizure. Sometimes the penis will tie a knot in itself during this. Usually caused by too much ejaculation.

I had penil contortion last night, my penurd spit out green juice.

by RoxeeKodone June 30, 2021

penile decrepitude

Very similar to senile decrepitude only its not your brain that is soft.
Similar to whiskey dick.
A serious softening of the penis.
Impotence.

Hey man what is wrong with me?!?!?! Not even that wild ass HOT red head could get me hard last night. I must be getting old or something...

No man it was all that tequila you drank.
Yea but she was SO HOT... and she sat on my face for a half hour and nothing...
Wow dude you must have penile decrepitude setting in.

by word jockey September 8, 2013

penile flute

using a mans penis as a flute

i penile fluted that guy

by spliff.co.uk March 15, 2023

penile arrest

when your significant other puts a condom that is made of metal to make u stop fucking other bitches and/or men.

Guy 1: Dude my girlfriend caught me cheating on her
Guy 2: Damn what'd she do to you?
Guy 1: She put me on penile arrest.

by 7steezy7steve7 January 3, 2024

Penile Penis

Penis

Paul has a huge penile penis.

by setharooski January 9, 2024