An Octopus is when there are many fake personal ads, catfish, in social media, for the same person. As an octopus has eight legs, posting eight fake ads pointing to the same one.
by TheRealPlanetEarth May 6, 2022
Get the Octopus mug.Right!? I was just thinking about this in the car. Right, so, the framework is like a helmet on an octopus. You're picturing it now aren't you? Nope. You're going it wrong you're thinking of a football helmet or a baseball helmet. You should be thinking of a rusty medieval plate helm. Do it right or you won't get any money.
Iam "Yeah, that's what I was leaning towards. It's like a helmet on an octopus. You can swap out the framework but it's (more or less) the thing they use to protect themselves from an uncertain world."
Hym "You are the laziest piece of shit on the planet!"
Iam "What!? What did I do?"
Hym "We have shit to do. You can't sit around and write all day!"
Iam "Sorry.... Alright got to go bye!"
Hym "You are the laziest piece of shit on the planet!"
Iam "What!? What did I do?"
Hym "We have shit to do. You can't sit around and write all day!"
Iam "Sorry.... Alright got to go bye!"
by Hym Iam May 7, 2022
Get the A helmet on an octopus mug.When you are confronted by a irate male and his only defense is to fight with his pants off. Penis out, hands flailing.
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Get the Rapid Octopus mug.A word which causes an instantaneous death to the receiver but also causes instant gratification to the sender
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Get the Octopus Penis mug.An over powered creature that has many limbs and seems to be the god/goddess of ink and beating up squid.
"Did you see that Octopus on the TV?!" Jakee exclaimed to Jamee
"OMG, yeah! It was crazy, I can't believe something that killed that big of a squid!"Jamee stated
"OMG, yeah! It was crazy, I can't believe something that killed that big of a squid!"Jamee stated
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