man

Baby-maker and/or sex toy.
Should be tied to a bed at all times for convenience and to avoid havoc.

Cindy walks into her home to find it flithy and destroyed, "Oh shit the man escaped again"

by Um_of_Umbridge November 5, 2010

MAN

MAN: A CREDIT STEALER,VEIN,SELFISH,SCUMBAG,HATER,BITTER,EVIL,CONNIVING,LIAR,REVENGEFUL,DEFENSIVE,BIG,EATER,FRIDGE INHALER,EATS EVERYTHING,COMPLAINS ABOUT YOUR FIGURE,COMPLAINS ABOUT YOUR BOTOX,EVIL,BASTARD,DIES BEFORE YOU BUT YOU HAVE TO WAIT 40 YEARS..AND ON A MAN BUDGET WHICH DOES NOT INCLUDE WHAT YOU SHOULD HAVE.

MEN STEAL THE WORKPLACE,LIE ABOUT EVERYTHING,IF FOUND OUT GET SERIOUSLY FIRED FOR THEIR GAMES,AND PUT MORE ENERGY INTO THEIR STUPID ASS GAMES THEN WORK.
TRY TO PUSH WOMEN OUT WHEN THEY ARE ON MATERNITY LEAVE..MANIPULATIVE JERK OFFS

DO NOT TRUST A MAN.

A MAN WILL AGE YOU BEYOND BELIEF.

THEY SMELL BAD.

CHEAP DEODRANT.

ROUGH SKIN.

BAD ATTITUDES.

PATHOLOGICAL LIARS.

EVIL.

BALLS.

by LIARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR October 23, 2010

The Man

The wetback comedian Carlos Mencia

Person 1: So yeah, i watching Mind Of Mencia yesterday.
Person 2: Hell yes. Carlos is the man.

by RabbiGabai April 12, 2007

The Man

Hole cards in the game of Texas Hold'em consisting of an Ace and a Ten. If a hand is won with The Man, the cards must be shown. If the cards are not shown, the person holding them is subject to anal penetration.

"Keith didn't show The Man. Danny! Better get the lube..."

by DonkeyDanny February 5, 2010

Manning

A term for a man who gets a fake tan.

Dave left work early so he could go manning before his date with Julia.

Shawn says he goes manning instead of tanning so he doesn't come off as less of man.

by arrowbrooke April 13, 2010

Man Man

Man Man is a proclaimed god of the Shockwave Citadel discord server. From what was observed, it is clear that the members of this server, including the Owner was praising his arrival. Instantaneously giving him the "Rizz God" role.

At this time, Man Man is famous within the community, and when he enters the call all are suppressed due to his overwhelming awesomeness.

"HES HERE!?!?!?!? FINALLY" -IonNinja OWNER of Shockwave Citadel

"MAN MAN IS THAT YOU" -Pianoscout Co-Owner of Shockwave Citadel

"My presence appears to have been long awaited" - Man Man god of Shockwave Citadel

by Xai Choi August 25, 2023

MAN

MAN: AGEING PRODUCT ..DO NOT USE UNLESS YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE AN AGED SLUT BEFORE YOUR TIME..

WISDOM TEETH WILL FALL OUT..

HAIR WILL GROW IN FUNNY PLACES DUE TO MALNUTRITION AND BEATINGS

MAN = THE WORST CREATION ON EARTH.

by thatmaintenancechicka October 23, 2010