Mexican Mudslide

When you’re out of toilet paper so to clean off your ass, you take a quick shower to wash off the residue.

Rent was due and I can’t afford toilet paper so I had to settle for Mexican mudslides after every deuce I dropped this week.

by Kingsley Punkin September 11, 2020

Mudslide On The Rocks

Eating pop rocks candy out of someone's ass

Intoxicator: Hey Puma, what did you do to me last night, it felt amazing

Sexy Puma: It's called a "Mudslide on the rocks."

by Intoxicator, Sexy Puma February 25, 2011

Kingston Mudslide

Customary Canadian sex act that involves eating an entire bottle of thousand island dressing off/out of a stranger’s anus.

Often accompanied with a Malaysian Jam Tango.

Hoser McMapledick: So you gave that gay Indian hipster a Kingston Mudslide, eh?

Justin Trudeau: Yes! My omnisexual midget manservant gave me a Spicy Tuesday the entire time. I came buckets!
Hoser McMapledick: Typical Thursday.

by Raul Pudd October 28, 2023

Hazelnut mudslide

Ejaculating into your partner's anus after anal intercourse. Then said partner runs to the bathroom to let the hazelNUT mudslide flow into the porcelain throne.

Hey babe want to get wet and wild tonight since the kids are away?
Babe: Sure, but what new position do you want to try out this time?
Guy: I've actually always wanted to give you a hazelnut mudslide.

by Wetterandwilder May 10, 2023

Mississippi Mudslide

Two gay men with diarrhea taking turns doing anal.

He loves a Mississippi Mudslide with extra nuts

by R.B.F. March 12, 2021

Aztec mudslide

The diarrhea you get after eating a bad street taco.

Man that food last night gave me the Aztec mudslides

Please not there again! It gave me the aztec mudslides last time!

by Krisalmighty March 24, 2021

Moosehorn Mudslide

When someone takes a shit in the toilet so big is leaves a smear across the whole bowl resembling mud sliding down the sides.

Omg I went into the washroom and Sarah left a moosehorn mudslide

by Joel junior March 26, 2021